TANK MONTREAL: CHILD PORNOGRAPHER

It seems the juxtaposition of a piece about Bill and I being together since we were teenagers and pics of my nether regions (find them yourself) got my adults-only website flagged as some kind of kiddie-porn page.

"Marketing the site utilizing content including 'kids', 'adolescent', 'underage' or any other words, images, or descriptions that would lead someone to believe that the models are less than 18 years of age is not permitted anywhere on the venue" decreed a certain Internet Service Provider.

"If the violations are not addressed within 10 days we will have no choice but to suspend your ability to process and possibly cancel the violating account".

Yikes.

Undaunted, my devoted webmaster fired off a reply, requesting the forbidden words' context be considered before a final decision was made. A follow-up review of the so-called non-compliant material was executed. And the Provider determined "the account is no longer violating the policy previously in question, and has been placed back in good standing within the network".

So they'll let us write about marrying our childhood sweethearts and post ribald images of ourselves, after all.

Phew.